Foot in Mouth Syndrome

OK - the coolness I radiate has caused a sudden increase in my popularity level. Awesome!

Though I am now in very high demand (after my radio debut last night) and my presence is apparently required by the multitudes....I still have time to learn new things and keep writing this annoying newsletter to you all.... So.....sit back, relax and enjoy the impartation of my amazing wisdom this week.... DRUM ROLL......for Issue 3 !!!!!!!!

Today I learned...
By Krista Abbott

"Today I learned how to put both feet in my mouth and keep walking."

The End

Copyright Krista L. Abbott, September 2007. All Rights Reserved.

Cat Bites

Here's my second installment of the "Today I learned...." Newsletter. For those of you who didn't receive the first issue....you really missed out. And I'm not resending it - it was a once in a lifetime opportunity. So ...if you really want to know, then all you have to do is google it....I'm fairly certain it has a number one ranking by now.

HEY....IDEA....maybe I'll start videoing these and posting them on You Tube! Now - I'm on to something..... As previously stated....if you no longer wish to receive my E-Newsletter, then simply reply to this message "Unsubscribe" and I will be certain to send you two issues next time.

Today I Learned......
By Krista Abbott

"Today I learned that cats do not like it when you bite them back."

The End.

Copyright Krista L. Abbott, September 2007. All Rights Reserved.

Coke or Pepsi?

I just wanted to let you all know that I have started a new E-News Letter called "Today I Learned..." This is the first installment of said newsletter which I will be sharing with you all periodically(as I learn new things). I have discovered that each and every day, we can learn at least one thing if we pay attention and if we are not afraid to try something new. My hope is that as I learn, I can pass my knowledge on to you, so that perhaps you can avoid learning things the hard way (as I often do). So, if after reading this first E-News Blast, you find that you are not interested in my life lessons, then please reply to this email with "unsubscribe" in the subject line. If you wish to continue receiving these tid-bits, then do nothing at all and I'll keep sending them.

Today I learned...
By Krista Abbott

"Today, I learned that coke floats don't taste the same if you make them with Pepsi."

The End.

Copyright Krista L. Abbott, September 3, 2007. All Rights Reserved.